Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Knowledge is a comfortable and necessary retreat and shelter for us in advanced age,...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #12633
You go to war with the Army you have. They?re not the Army you...
Quote #22231
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how...
Quote #21907
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything...
Quote #560
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Quote #10725
We do not remember days, we remember moments.
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The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.