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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #10436
The more you know, the less you need to show.
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There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight there...
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Everything in life changes you in some way. Even the smallest things. If you...
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #24367
The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman...
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Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
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Where facts are few, experts are many.