Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Quote #13697
Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
Quote #19152
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #33556
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #9954
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
Quote #14942
You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.