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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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The computer is a moron.
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Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They...
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The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is...
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The conspicuously wealthy turn up urging the character-building value of privation for the poor.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
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Serious Sincere Systematic Service Surely Secures Supreme Success.
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...