Quote #33288
Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good...
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #25046
For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...
Quote #32623
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #20893
A little more than kin, and less than kind.
Quote #14753
With most people unbelief in one thing is founded upon blind belief in another.
Quote #3264
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he...
Quote #14485
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a...
Quote #33906
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.