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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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A man who works beyond the surface of things, though he may be wrong...
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Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because...
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Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others with out getting a few...
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Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign...