Quote #24110
A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #17220
There is one thing stronger than all the armies of the world, and that...
Quote #27509
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of...
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #15243
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...
Quote #18080
Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #626
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.