Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #28036
It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #24316
Lat., Now I know what love is.
Quote #11993
Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name...
Quote #26695
Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before. And he’s...
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #30388
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good,...
Quote #1375
Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer...
Quote #33595
Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man...