Quote #19091
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
Quote #26998
What is this life if, so full of care, We have no time to...
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #7962
Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has...
Quote #3206
It was not their irritating assumption of equality that annoyed Nicholai so much as...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #1961
New York: A third-rate Babylon.
Quote #12191
To know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is...
Quote #25066
Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist...
Quote #1075
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let...