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Laughter is the first evidence of freedom.
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It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
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There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
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If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
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The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about...
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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
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Persons who have no desire to live have a very slight chance of recovery....
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...