Quote #13343
One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...
Quote #24191
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Quote #13366
The essence of living is discovering. Indeed, it is the joy of discovering that...
Quote #8465
Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #4393
This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14886
Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and...
Quote #32809
What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or...
Quote #24224
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.