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The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve...
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The Terminator I’ll be back
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer...
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about...
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
Quote #29445
Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.