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Life is a library owned by an author. It has a few books which...
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Freedom is the right to say two plus two make four. If granted, all...
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If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Love and respect woman. Look to her not only for comfort, but for strength...
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Everyone thinks his own burden heavy.
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Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
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That everybody is allowed to learn to read spoileth in the long run not...
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The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a...