Quote #9028
Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.
Quote #1157
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #13412
An artist cannot do anything slovenly.
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #25213
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #17903
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...