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Brains are like sponges… If allowed to remain moist for too long they become...
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
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For those who love it, cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy....
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If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...
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Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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Why abandon a belief merely because it ceases to be true Cling to it...
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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference...