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A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for...
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One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Quote #9335
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Quote #1297
Give me an incubator or give me death!