Quote #32873
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...
Quote #31905
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference....
Quote #30098
To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.
Quote #16576
I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #10765
The idea is there, locked inside, and all you have to do is remove...
Quote #6178
A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
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There would not be so many open mouths if there were not so many...
Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.