Quote #1328
Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree –...
Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #28284
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #31692
Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it.
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #20475
I have learned this at least by my experiment that if one advances confidently...
Quote #25031
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #10236
We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what...