Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #27385
You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins...
Quote #21345
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
Quote #605
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
Quote #2341
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
Quote #12454
I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a...
Quote #32970
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #7603
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
Quote #30001
Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all...