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The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #22209
Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
Quote #4850
I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated To closeness and the bettering of my...
Quote #4616
It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
Quote #908
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #26430
Nobody succeeds beyond his or her wildest expectations unless he or she begins with...