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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...
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When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
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The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you...
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The only thing that can spoil a day is people and if you can...
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...