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Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
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Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing...
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
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Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the...
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
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Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is...
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The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.