Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #13134
Best way to clear the air is to have it all out in the...
Quote #33169
A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater...
Quote #7700
Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my...
Quote #32242
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users.
Quote #3442
More light! Give me more light!
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #31475
It is my observation that being beaten is often a temporary condition, that giving...
Quote #27964
No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.