Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #23795
Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand...
Quote #1567
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #23574
What we need to do is learn to work in the system, by which...
Quote #34032
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #1251
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #6612
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like...
Quote #1223
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...