Quote #16504
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #14955
No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to...
Quote #18914
Knowledge must be gained by ourselves. Mankind may supply us with the facts but...
Quote #6247
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you...
Quote #23333
They don’t worship at the altar of forced busing and mandatory quotas. They don’t...
Quote #23100
When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little...
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.