Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
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Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #31073
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every...
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #22063
Cogito, ergo, sum. (I think therefore I am.)
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Once you agree upon the price you and your family must pay for success,...
Quote #24845
The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself.