Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #26295
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Quote #29529
When we truly care for ourselves, it becomes possible to care far more profoundly...
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #19016
I have great faith in fools — self confidence my friends call it.
Quote #30077
Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you’ve...
Quote #30644
This thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying...
Quote #23736
Alienation as our present destiny is achieved only by outrageous violence perpetrated by human...
Quote #1827
My heart is pure as the driven slush.
Quote #26915
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot...