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In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
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The people people have for friends You common sense appall But the people people...
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(On Western civilization) I think it would be a good idea.
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In the state of nature…all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in...
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
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‘True love’ isn’t so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is...
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I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.