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If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...
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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
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The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
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A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
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Vision without action is a daydream. Action with without vision is a nightmare.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...