Quote #22381
No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
Quote #1930
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
Quote #11156
A contented mind is a continual feast.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #26575
The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
Quote #3334
An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.
Quote #16981
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...
Quote #7091
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart,...
Quote #11273
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
Quote #11580
Religiously strict people, who judge themselves without mercy, are also those who have most...