Quote #16880
To the poet, to the philosopher, to the saint, all things are friendly and...
Quote #1868
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
Quote #28252
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #13289
Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.
Quote #11335
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Quote #32431
Live like you can look any man in the eye and tell him to...