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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It...
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When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
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I have tried so hard to do the right.
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Love is everything it’s cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being...
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be...
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Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
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To err is human, to purr is feline.
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Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their...
Quote #24471
Which I have earned with the sweat of my brows.