Quote #18150
If you command wisely, you’ll be obeyed cheerfully.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #18570
A man can’t ride your back unless it’s bent.
Quote #21733
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #31637
They crucified Jesus not because they disliked what he said, but because they couldn’t...
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #17031
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Quote #22404
Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll….beaner on...
Quote #28805
If we were to be asked suddenly to give a definition of humility we...
Quote #28482
Books give not wisdome where none was before, But where some is, there reading...