Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #29478
A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as...
Quote #8007
Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #34277
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us
Quote #30849
He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey...
Quote #10097
I am the only truth I know.