Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #5143
Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General.
Quote #4805
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Quote #10144
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven...
Quote #25807
If you board the wrong train, it’s no use running along the corridor in...
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #4072
What we do is less than a drop in the ocean. But if it...
Quote #18130
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own...
Quote #31008
No one is free who has not obtained the empire of himself.
Quote #10602
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...