Quote #28102
In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of...
Quote #26880
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #29231
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #22618
May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they...
Quote #30882
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Quote #409
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...
Quote #29232
I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....