Quote #21764
It is a good answer that knows when to stop.
Quote #28112
A man that should call everything by its right name, would hardly pass the...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #1618
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word...
Quote #29058
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #22767
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...
Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #12616
It?s a wonder I haven?t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and...
Quote #11920
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.