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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
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The people have a right supremeTo make their kings, for Kings are made for...
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I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
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I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
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War is not nice.