Quote #21228
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #32807
According to conviction, I am not simply what I am doing now. I am...
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #8620
Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same...
Quote #6657
We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom...
Quote #1262
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #13277
How nice–to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Quote #32238
When I say beautiful things, I’m not necessarily living them when I live them,...
Quote #10945
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get–only with what...