Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #20316
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #15395
Falsehood is never so successful as when she baits her hook with truth, and...
Quote #11680
The quality of an individual is reflected in the standards they set for themselves.
Quote #21851
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #31398
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...
Quote #8869
You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #16825
All life is an experiment.
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.