Quote #24802
It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #8268
There is a homely old adage which runs: “Speak softly and carry a big...
Quote #23984
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
Quote #16490
Will Where’s Elizabeth Jack She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to...
Quote #28515
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it but your arrow will...
Quote #29627
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...
Quote #7775
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
Quote #25452
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.