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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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I say, thou mad March hare.
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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.
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If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
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A kiss, is the physical transgression of the mental connection which has already taken...
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the...
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Our American past always speaks to us with two voices the voice of the...
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Though defensive violence will always be ‘a sad necessity’ in the eyes of men...