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It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be...
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Character is what you are in the dark.
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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my...
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #3030
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Quote #12925
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
Quote #21876
A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #2842
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.