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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
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I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
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You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
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A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.
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Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...
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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
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Good judgement is the result of experience … Experience is the result of bad...
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or...
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
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You can observe a lot just by watching.