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Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
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There is no place more delightful than home.
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #6076
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #4832
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
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No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as...
Quote #17377
The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #33288
Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good...
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.