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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is...
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #27425
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
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The antiwar movement is a wild orgasm of anarchists sweeping across the country like...
Quote #20715
True friends stab you in the front.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
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Much learning shows how little mortals know; much wealth, how little worldings enjoy.
Quote #16287
An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.