Quote #4306
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #4229
Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #25660
The Social Sciences are good at accounting for disasters once they have taken place.
Quote #4819
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
Quote #1324
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now,...
Quote #32353
To believe God is a Privilege, To doubt God is an insult.
Quote #4489
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #10067
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is...