Quote #3183
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not...
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #32828
Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in...
Quote #955
The modern definition of “racist” is “someone who is winning an argument with a...
Quote #1516
We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
Quote #4967
The worst is notSo long as we can say, “This is the worst.”
Quote #31358
Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
Quote #20457
Dwell as near as possible to the channel in which your life flows.