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No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing...
Quote #17437
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and...
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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...