Quote #32145
Whoever has inhabited the United States must have perceived that in those parts of...
Quote #32515
All general statements are false.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #32313
Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #18462
Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #8229
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Quote #10614
Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.